Party On!
So my friend Meri has this list up on her facebook profile and I thought they were great. I don't have too much to say to day so I thought I would use them. Meri is the blond in the picture and this is towards the end of a very long, drunken night, as for what Jeremy is doing...I have no earthly idea.
This list is about 90% true for me, sad but true!
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with out arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that wwe now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We drop our 3:00 am. submarine sandwich on the floor(which we are eating even though we are not hungry), pick it up and carry on with eating it.
6. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I love this song!"
8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
9. The man we are flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us
11. Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. We tell the bartender we believe they just gave us lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
14. We think we are in bed, but out pillow feels strangley like the kitchen/bathroom floor.
15. We start every converstaion with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves.
18. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cute down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because we think it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.(H-Fuck shoes!)
Happy Friday everyone! Hope all of you have a lovely weekend.
posted by Rachwell @ 6:25 AM
12 Comments:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Fuck shoes! I'm going shoeless.
I was not fortunate enough to see the pants portion.
Love you! Have a good Friday!
LMAO! This is so true.
Have a good weekend!
OMG! This is so funny! LMAO! I think I do almost everything, but cry! Hahaha!
Hahahaha THat is sooo true. You forgot how one girl holds the others hair when thay are yacking.
Wait.. #2.. Thats not the sexiest dance?!? Shit.. Now I have to rethink my plans for tonight!
seriously, this is the funniest post. Have a great weekend.
OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TRUE.
wait, I'm not a girl.
eh, well..nevermind.
have a good weekend! :)
Seriously, I'm pretty sure my girls and I could have written that list...Awesome.
Isn't that list great! I nearly died laughing the first time I read it and then I laughed even harder realizing how much of it was true. One that Meri and I came up with was the...
We decide that all serious conversations of the night must take place in the bathroom.
Actually #11 is true!
great pic girl!!!!
oh, and I think I've done all the things on that list. wonderful.
oh no -- you just totally took me back to college/post college days (when I drank waaaaay too much).
Seriously...I now have to live through you :)
those are all accurate. typical girls.
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